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Top 10 Signs To that you’re Dating a Crazy Hot Mess

Top 10 Signs To that you’re Dating a Crazy Hot Mess

Although some people may actually not agree with this assessment, one fact that we can all agree to is that most of the hot and beautiful women come with some prescription of a unique strength of “crazy”. Here is a subjective list of the top ten signs that the woman in your life is simply a hot crazy mess.

10. Totally Self-Centered:

This actually doesn’t mean that these hot messes are very cruel or mean! This behavior can be compared to a kid’s feeling of getting everything that she wants because the focus is centered all on her. She doesn’t have to seek the attention and because she always gets it, she develops a comfort zone and doesn’t find reason to please or be kind to other people.

9. A Natural Flirt:

These women are very sociable and socialized. They have a tendency of flirting with the most handsome model in the room and the penniless chap in the street in equal measure. They are used to flirting men from all walks of life because they actually don’t know any other way to behave. Because they don’t understand what approach anxiety means, they are easier to talk to than it’s even to an unattractive woman.

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8. Always Late:

She is usually late to everything because there is something happening to her all the time. The other reason why they are usually late for events is because they are too self centered and selfish. One thing she doesn’t know is that the people who keep calling her up all the time are doing favors and think she deserves it because they never call to necessarily discuss anything meaningful.

7. A Schemer:

In a way, even if bad things do happen to them they actually solicit for help from random strangers, orbiters, associates, friends and wannabe lovers. In fact, most of the time they miraculously get the help without directly asking for it but by getting fruition out of anything crazy that happens to them.

6. Completely Disorganized:

Most of the hot mess women’s lifestyles are a big gutter right from their professional to their social lives. They don’t have their crap together and can’t get it together as well. This is mostly because they can easily get everything done for them and thus know nothing about practical life skills.

5. Attached To Her Phone:

The hot girl will always be on the phone responding to the numerous explosions she gets from calls, texts and even the social media updates. It’s not uncommon for them to get hundreds of followers and friend requests or even several texts on their phones every morning when the wake up. In fact, any man in her life who tries to control her from doing the phone thing will just come off as a soon-to-be-ex boyfriend

4. Either Loved Or Hated:

Although her presence and attractiveness can elicit some sense of attraction in any man around, they’ll either react by either being attracted to her or simply be overwhelmed and do nothing other than just staring. Women are also likely to react the same way by being the drone bee to the queen or react by hating her straight on the face and behind her back.

3. Physically & Facially Expressive:

May be through practice these women know how to use their words, smile and smolder their eyes perfectly. The know how to manipulate their subjects with their body and facial languages than using their verbal weaponry.

2. Over-Sexualized:

In simple terms they can easily have sex for various reasons. Their boundaries and options are limitless.

1. Her Body’s Worst Enemy:

Unlike other women who are ever on everything in the name of watching their weights, these Crazy messes have goddess-natural body features. It’s very easy to keep up with her actually.

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