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Top 10 Types of Facebook Friends

Top 10 Types of Facebook Friends

It is highly unlikely that you are a frequent user of the internet, yet do not have a Facebook account, regardless of how often you log in. If you spend a good couple of hours on the most popular social networking site every day, you would know that the people in your friends list can be classified into several different groups, depending on what they like to post for their friends to see. Read on to find out more about the top 10 different types of friends.

10. Attention Seeker

This person likes to post self-taken photos of themselves and practically begs for attention. More often than not, these people are single or in a weak relationship. Their status updates are vague, prompting people to talk to them and ask what it is all about.

9. Drama Queen/King

These are the people who use the “what’s on your mind” feature instead of private messaging to say how “you broke my heart”. They know they can get a dozens of comments on such updates from their equally gullible and theatrical friends.

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8. Gamer

This is the person who is almost certainly single and plays each and every Facebook game that exists. They somehow also feel the need to bug you with requests of these games making you block game notifications.

7. Hyena

This is the friend who rarely posts any comments to photos and status updates, but when they do, all they say is “LOL”, “LMFAO” and “Haha”. They never have anything to say other than their laughing.

6. Liker

This Facebook friend is on a whole level below the Hyena because they do not post anything at all; at most, they would like a post just to show that they have seen it.

5. Lurking Creeper

This is the person who neither comment nor like posts and it would be impossible to tell whether or not they have been on Facebook. The only way to tell whether they are online is to talk to them. That is when they would bring up everything that has been on Facebook recently.

4. News Reporter

This person is very much into politics and almost all of their status updates are about the latest news. You don’t need to turn on the TV if you want to know what has been going on in the world. You just check their timeline.

3. Sales rep

The sales rep posts updates about the latest products that have been on the market and would post specifications about those products to convince their friends that it is the best product in the world, period.

2. TMI

These people post each and every detail of their lives and make their friends wish they would just join Twitter. They are comfortable detailing every aspect of their lives and have zero concern for their own privacy.

1. Partier

The partier goes out all the time and feels the need to post every single picture of them having a “good” time. Deep down, they hate their life.

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